Welcome to Randy's Corner !!
Randy is Southern Junction's road crew chief, though he
prefers the title "musical equipment placement engineer".
He also drives the bus and works as assistant stage
manager. You will see him at all the shows sitting right
next to the bass bins keeping an eye on the dance floor.
Randy has been in the business for years as you can tell
by his ..errr...slightly rugged features. Don't let his years
of whiskey and women fool you, he can still run with the
best of em.
Randy likes to write down all the
moronic (sometimes drunken
things) said by the band and the
audience. If you hear any good
ones let us know in the box below.
You can also get other odds and
ends that don't really fit anywhere
else on the site here at Randy's
corner.
Things said for no good reason.
** beer tastes good when its cold out.
** I woke up drunk.....JIM!!
** do the guys on that caveman commercial
really look like that
** I'm drunk and makin' a difference!
** you guys sounded good, but T-Dub, you were
a trainwreck.
** I think I just puked a little, I musta' drank to fast.
** Can you pick that up for me, my junk shows if I
bend over in this skirt.
Randy has apparently misplaced his notebook,
when he finds it we will add more.
Nuggets and Tidbits:
* Randy previously worked for Enya, but he
refuses to talk about it.
* TW is a new country convert.
* Rattail's favorite choice for the band name
was Urban Lunchmeat.
* 4 out of 5 Southern Junction members
recommend Trident after meals.
* JD and Rattail grew up 2 blocks from each
other.